But now that the Saints can’t win the Super Bowl, will the people of New Orleans realize that winning the Super Bowl doesn’t fix hurricane damage? If your hometown winning a Super Bowl is like winning a World Series, all that really happens is a bunch of bandwagon assholes make the city insufferable for about a week.

New Orleans, it’s been six years and I’m done being sorry about the hurricane. You don’t get to steal an NBA franchise from Charlotte, win a Super Bowl, and get to retain the media pity card.

Detroit has been a post apocalyptic shit hole who has relied on American car companies for an economy. If that wasn’t hopeless enough, their football teams only historical contribution is losing every single game they played during the 2008 season.

Detroit sucks at everything, especially capitalism, but especially football.